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Shkruar nga Milos Zivkoviç
Unlike Pinocchio, (Pink)nokio was not a wooden doll; he had a heart, lungs, kidneys, appendix, prostate, and other necessary organs...
Once upon a time, there was a completely disoriented country in the Western Balkans that was ruled (or still ruled) by a fifty-five-year-old boy named (Pink)nokio. Unlike Pinocchio, (Pink)nokio was not a wooden puppet; he had a heart, lungs, kidneys, appendix, prostate, and other necessary organs.
Although he had a heart (Pink)nokio was an incomparably bigger liar than Pinocchio. However, he tried with all his might to portray himself as a real Pinocchio, as a promising boy, a boy who is ready to change. Why not say, Pinocchio was wonderfully talented, perhaps as talented as Mozart, Tolstoy, Kurosawa or Stevo Karapanja. But not talented in music, literature, film or cooking. He was talented for evil.
To better understand (Pink)nokion, it is necessary to know that a lucky few come into this world endowed with this or that talent. Great composers receive from God a talent for melody and harmony, writers intelligence and a penchant for playing with words, scientists lucidity and foresight, while porn actors usually receive a big duck.
When distributing talents, God gave the unfortunate (Pink)nokios a talent for evil. Along with the talent for evil, in the package, there is usually a brotherhood with cold and scoundrels, a brotherhood with the owner of Pink TV, a brotherhood with Alexander Vulin. Let's call this kind of brotherhood, a brotherhood of talents.
To better understand (Pink)nokio, it is necessary to know that he, like most talented people, needs to show his talent so that the unspoken talent does not destroy him. Unfortunately or fortunately for his people, (Pink)nokio is so talented, much more talented than the most talented porn actors, that to this day he has not shown any desire to stop f**king his people, I doubt very much that he ever will.
The unfortunate fifty-five-year-old boy named (Pink)nokio, unlike the wooden Pinocchio, does not show the slightest desire to fight his demons, to stop lying, to grow up and take some kind of responsibility. On the contrary, he lies as often as possible and sows evil without blinking an eye, he does it constantly and joyfully. In his distorted consciousness, who knows where, sometimes a piece of reason flies, he then, clumsily like a five-year-old, asks for forgiveness, and then, before 24 hours have passed, like the worst drug addict, he returns to lying and sowing evil. Be sure that even as you read this, he is inventing new evil.
We know that it is in the nature of people to adore the smell of a powerful butt, it is difficult to resist that smell, even stronger than a glass of wine, so (Pink)noki, with the help of the smell of his powerful butt, gathered around himself both the scum and the cream, although you often can not see the difference between the scum and the cream. Among those who could not resist the smell of (Pink)noki's powerful butt was a certain Pornfirius, the leader of a local religious sect. Hidden behind a long black beard, a long black coat and a charming gentleness, Pornfirius admitted to being nothing more than a simple left-wing nuisance in (Pink)noki's patriotic pornography, and will probably be remembered as such.
As things stand, we cannot rule out the possibility that Pornfirije, carried away by a patriotic-pornographic frenzy, will soon shorten her long black dress to a mini (correspondent) and that she will become a free supporter of the mafia who, with a lamp in her hand, wanders around announcing important mafia events, such as the insulting of mothers who have lost children, the destruction of cultural heritage, the elevation of non-cultural heritage, the beatings and arrests of compatriots.
As in any fairy tale, the (Pink)nokio tale inevitably had a certain twist, not to mention in terms of tone. The sleeping people of (Pink)nokio began to wake up from their winter sleep. The people now want to overthrow (Pink)noki, which is certainly good for the people, but it remains unknown whether the people ask themselves why a pathological liar and sower of evil became their leader, as well as why decades and centuries pass under the leadership of this or that pathological liar and sower of evil in dark patriotic-pornographic fairy tales.
Is there national responsibility in this, or are foreign factors, foreign services, secret societies and secret dinners responsible for everything, as the people know how to claim in their complaints in the pub. Will the people, after overthrowing (Pink)nokio, allow a group of (Pink)nokio fans to switch sides overnight, claiming that they have always been against the evil god? / Adapted from "Pamphlet" by "Danas"
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