FLASH
Shkruar nga Agron Gjekmarkaj
A great concern torments socialist colleagues in particular, but also humanity in general, as to whether the chronicle will be told generously enough with characters like Zeqineja of Roskovec who comes to Parliament after the sicker Maldrita of Lushnja, Sara of Peqin and Cërrik who needs to replace an aesthete of charm, harmonious clothing and bizarre finds, our Dashin...
I have received many messages these days from friends of the chronicle, who, in the great fever of the campaign that just passed, were eagerly awaiting its return.
One of them even said to me with a smile, "We'll just have to wait until September, when the chronicle will be enriched with new characters, who seem like they were created specifically for it."
May God increase your honor, may God increase your wealth. As he was embroidering the list of deputies together with Bora, he was also thinking about this platform of free humor.
He is even constantly asking me for help, recognizing the authority of this special anti-serious structure to compose the new government, to quench lust and ignite dreams! I will never forgive him for taking away Mimi di Puccini, Uncle Pandi, or anyone else from me!
A great concern torments socialist colleagues in particular, but also humanity in general, as to whether the chronicle will be told generously enough with characters like Zeqineja of Roskovec who comes to Parliament after the sicker Maldrita of Lushnja, Sara of Peqin and Cërrik who needs to replace an aesthete of charm, harmonious clothing and bizarre findings, our Dashin, or Ilva Gjuzi of the villages of Tirana, whom Babo has assigned the task of replacing the man of God, Toni, and brigadier Xhemal, the good man, so that Peza and Dajti will never be left without order?!?
Others are still wondering about the place that Neta e Patosi will have in the chronicle, who with the "Belinda" cake managed to stay in the tavern of the assembly of popular troubles for another 4 years, Dilo Nasufi, the Berat sojliu, whose conscience is burning, how will he do without his friends, Bafton, Petron, who took these elections away from him, how will Pirdeni and Lluka look at the government counter, Blendi Klosi, who in Dibër tells people that I am from Klosi, as my last name is, Shalsi, who recently discovered the origin of his ancestors from Hasi, cousin to Pjetër Bogdani, both poets?!
And above all, how will he divide the representation ratios in "Kronika" between Kadare's Mamica and the real power Bela?
Or how will the crumbs Tao and Ulsia, Nikoqiri and Damon, Vini and Buqeta gonxhe, Malaj and little Venga be separated??
What about Auntie, who I once had as a friend, and my conscience is tormenting me for the burdens I have added to her? What will happen, who will comfort her, where will Ogi be, and above all, what will Bora do in September, whose summer dreams tell her that she will be there again next to Babo in some office bigger than the children's ministry, dwarfed by her political stature?
Në këtë lumë mendimesh të pështjelluara për personazhet e kronikës, sivllezërit e mi opozitarë duken indiferentë, megjithëse qejfi ua ka e xhani ua do kur kronika kujtohet për ta sidomos kur ua lavdëron betejat epike kundër Babos si luftëtarë të virtytit kundër vesit?!
Kryezëvëndës lider Muli një mik i beses dhe shefe Albana, megjithëse më pranojnë tashmë në mesin e tyre me ca doza dyshimi, më hodhën një shikim kritik në seancën e fundit, kur goja lëng më shkonte për një cope kek, si për të thënë bëre ç’bëre këto vite që iken, na thyeve zemrën tani thirri mendjes dhe lëri kronikat se shkojnë ca te Doktori e i thonë ja ai veç tallet!
Megjithese Doktori i njeh e respekton trillet e njerzve të fjales, narcizmin e tyre të padëmshem!
Lideri në perspektivë miku tjeter si zog dreqit Gazi i murretyer, rri mejtueshëm duke përgatitur arsenalin për t’i vënë zjarrin parlamentin e qeverisë së shtatorit, ndërsa Jorushi i Tabakëve ah Jorushi i Tabakeve ka shpallur kandidaturën për të qënë kryetare e komisionit europian, se jeta e saj humbet kuptimin pa histori negociatash, përafrimesh e përlargimesh, njerëzia ka vertetë halle të tjera, por motoja e PD “Shqiperia si gjithë Europa” e lë pa gjumë! Ajo pulit sytë e fle vetëm kur Shqiperia gërrhet e patrazuar!
Kronikës nuk i mungojnë sfiduesit, qortonjësit e ziliqarët! Një grua e mazhorancës më tha hoqe e vure ministra këta vjet por Etildën se mbajte dot deputete paçka se ja përkufizove melankolinë e pikëllimin për “Shqipërinë 2030”në Kuvend! Eh ja “Kronika” është si jeta histori suksesi e dështimesh!
Por, krahas miqve kronikës i janë ofruar këto kohë edhe disa aspirantë levender të vërtetë në profesionin e tyre, si Fatjon Binjaku, Mane Stafa, Ermal Syziu, Isë Myzyraj, Ardit Hoxha, Eridian Salianji apo Marash Logu, këshilltari jonë i ligjeve të botës së këndejme dhe andejmë që po i the shendet plaç ta kthen! Në pak vite do bëhet një Gaz Bardh i vertetë sidomos në dhëmshuri e marifet!
Everest Dedaj pasi u shfaq me dy pisqolla duke i hapur rrugën Gazit në Rinas ka rënë në dilemë të qëndrojë tek penda apo t’ja vërtisë me pushkë si mirditor zamani që është?! Qerratenj e qafirë të mëdhenj siç janë më shkruajnë shpesh, por gjithnjë fshehurazi sugjerime për kronikën.
I bren mendimi se po ta marrin lapsin e të shkruajnë vetë ndonjë kronikë, njerëzia nuk do t’i marrë seriozisht e ngaqë duan të duken shumë serioz e të ditur, me shikim të mprehtë e çehre të rëndë, nuk ia lejojnë vetes këtë liri të tepruar.
Vatani ka halle e ata ja qajnë ndaj duan të qeshin me harxhet e mia shejtanet!
Nuk janë si Kosta, të cilin dje e pyeta të të lë baxhier në ziafetin socialist, të tundesh llallë me dybek anipse akademik i vërtetë dhe Harvardist, apo të vë Genc Gjonçajn si më i dhënë pas punës fizke, si jo tha, nuk refuzohet kurrë një rol në Kronikë! Ja kësaj i them vetëdijë e lartë unë!
The author of this poem, who knows well that these well-wishers yearn to one day be there among the people's assembly's mejhana, does not take them seriously and welcomes with a smile their suggestions that are often not for chronicle, but are not even valid for dictation in the classes of the Socialist Renaissance Academy in the lessons of Presor Çuçi and Aunt Etilda.
Well, this is how Kronika will spend this summer with friends and aspirants, old and new characters, all anxious about how this work will turn out and what it will look like in the fall?!
In September, she begins her second term, despite the fact that the candidate's chronicle was neither closed nor open on the ballot, the chronicle was ubiquitous with its author and characters, while the voters were its readers in newspapers, portals and social networks who impatiently await the next episode of this hilarious space in a harsh political system.
When the author of Kronika was asked during the elections in the village of Ferrë Trashë in Mamurras what he wrote, he shyly replied to the half-curious, half-critical question that they were humor to say very serious things. Ervin Salianji is expected to return soon, who like Robin Hood takes from the rich and gives to the poor, also the one who makes people happy where he finds them sad and makes people sad where he finds them happy, giving each of us the worry we need!
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