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Shkruar nga Myslim Murrizi
There are many possibilities that until May 15, 2025, President Trump can stay in Albania, because after all, the president of the USA has been elected for Albania.
President Donald Trump, after "listening" to Rama's year-end press conference, for all his "achievements" and the news that Trump will visit Albania, has "announced" that he will "come" to Tirana not in 2027 but on the 21 January 2025, immediately after he is sworn in and takes office as President of the United States.
On January 20, I can't "said" that the ceremony starts at 10:00 a.m., US time, which means at 6:00 p.m., Albanian time, and lasts almost 8 hours and almost 9 hours. it's the way So I apologize to all those who have been waiting for me since January 20, 2025.
After signing several important decrees for the USA and American citizens as well as the dismissal of the prosecutor Jack Smith and the discourse of only two human genders (Male-Female), he will immediately leave for Tirana to meet some spiritual people of another gender of the human race, to make clear the difference between the genders of people and palaces.
There are many possibilities that until May 15, 2025, President Trump can stay in Albania because after all, I was elected president of the USA for Albania, he "declared" and I have a lot of things to do for Albania, he "said", that since November 5, 2024, I can't sleep at night worrying about how things are going there.
It is in great "concern" for Rama, Veliaj, Beqaj, Olta, Holta, Gonxha, Maznik, Tabak, Çollak, Bylykbashi, Bardhi and all the politicians who "annoyed" them in face-to-face meetings. at the US Embassy in Tirana, Mrs. Nancy.
I will come soon, he "said" that I want to decorate on January 21st all those who were left without being decorated by Blinkeni for reasons of time and the lack of "serious" evaluation of their contributions.
I know that some will be upset by the renaissance, "said Mr. Trump, but I can't stay on the boulevard where some of the scumbags-politicians have been scurrying for 14 years, on this date, but I will go to Lushnja because it is the day of the Lushnja Congress, January 21, 1920, since in September of that year it was recognized by the League of Nations and preserved the Albania we have today.
I will "kill" some prosecutors and judges like Prençi, Kondili, Nakuçi, Kraja, Panda, Dvorani, Zaçe, Sadushi, and all the former investigators, judges and prosecutors of the dictatorship, who surprisingly have passed the entire vetting. Former president Biden, recently he did not care about Albania because he dealt with the decree to amnesty his son, who as a "devil" Kalama had stolen hundreds of millions of dollars.
I will "decorate" the entire "herd" of the KPK, which carried out the vetting in the first phase, led by Genta Bungen, "said" since tomorrow they will take to the streets like Lom Bylyri used to.
For Leken, Genta's father, who continues as chairman of the board of directors of Albanian Television, I haven't decided yet, "he said" that Blinkeni is a little upset about Thoma Gëllçin and Fred Pezen. I'm "worried" that they'll think I'm decorating it for Lexi Sorros' pin.
On January 22, he "said" that he will lead a Government meeting, where he thinks he should express special gratitude to Bora, Ediona, Milva, who worked for two years as ministers in one office, and I will give a decoration to Ervin Meta, Pirro Vengu. , Igli Hasan and Engjell Agaç for high results at work.
On the 23rd, I will "lead" the Assembly and will "thank" Elisa very much for wearing folk costumes when the bust of Skanderbeg was inaugurated in Calabria and for dancing the Tropoja dance.
I will "proclaim" as a "hero" of justice reform, Xhafajn, even though he has gone a little slow with the SPAK target correction commission, but he has justified all the faith of Rama and MCGonigal, Gon Neza and Dor Dučka in this "achievement".
I am expected to have a private lunch with the Chinese of the company 'BANKERS PETROL' who is paid 1 million euros per month and has not paid a single lek of profit tax for 25 years. With the bags of incinerators that they "left" a good impression that no one was caught. With the two ship captains from Bangladesh mocking the raft for two years, and not turning it on but receiving 70 million euros and with 10-15 strategic investors and beneficiaries of all tenders for 25 years that "I can discuss" a little about the island of Sazan.
On the 24th, he is expected to "have" a dinner with the 32 deputies of the DP, because he was very impressed by the elegance, liveliness and great joy with which they had danced Berisha's dance in a tavern in Tirana, to show how strong they loved and love Berisha before March 25, which is also the deadline to submit the lists of candidates for deputies for the May 11 elections, and then they jump back at the expense after May 12, as they do on September 9, 2021.
From January 25 to February 5, Mr. Trump "can" inspect the works on the big ring of Tirana, the tunnel of Llogara, the bypass of Elbasan and "it is thought" to hold a meeting with Subash of Fier, Nuri of Përrenjas, Benet of Shkodra, and the Tepelena Earthquake of Erioni will be outside Albania in other very "important" meetings, while the female presidents do not believe that he can see that he is very upset, Rama informs Leks that he is drawing attention to Trump.
From February 5-10, Mr. Trump will "participate" in the "recital" contests of the deputies you need column in all political parties.
From February 10-19, Mr. Trump will visit several hostels built with the money of the AZHBR, accompanied by Frida of agriculture, and I will give a press conference at the hostel in Shengjin named after Meloni, as it is expected that these days, 2-3 immigrants from Syria arrive at the Shengjin camp.
On February 20, there will be a big meeting in Skanderbeg Square with the Euro-Atlantic Democrats of Basha and I will commemorate with Basha, the fall of the bust as one of the main ones in this event in shorts.
From February 20, until March 10, Mr. Trump will be campaigning inside and outside Albania with Adriatik Lapaj, because he is very close to him, and at dinner I will call on the diaspora to support the right-wing party 1912.
From March 10-15, Mr. Trump will visit the prison of Fier, Durrës and 313 in Tirana, which is expected to be full of VIPA, who have been thinking and thinking all the time to be in a meeting with Mr. Trump, even for a photo.
On March 16-18, there will be a very confidential "meeting" with Albania's gang coordinator Trëndafilen of SHISH and a small representation of the renaissance financial "board" inside and outside Albania to see the situation of donations for the campaign.
Then from March 20, until May 9, "it will be" every day in the electoral campaign, in the morning with DP, in the afternoon with SP, at lunch with the Euro-Atlanticists and at night with all the other parties just so that Albania and the Albanians can choose "stars" as they have been doing for 34 years, just like the stars of Arbana Osmani in Big Brother.
I owe you to the politicians of Albania, Mr. Trump declared after listening to Rama's conference that after all, he said for Albania, I was elected president of America.
Since I will not invite any scum from Albanian politics to my inauguration ceremony on January 20, 2025, "I" have decided to come immediately on the 21st, in Albania President Trump has "said" that the scum should stay in their hole, and not stink of the world.
"I apologize" to all those whom I will not be able to meet during the 5 months that I will be in Albania, President Trump "declared", but I will meet them in the coming years, i.e. in 2026, 2027, 2028 that every year I will come to Albania for 5-6 months and I really believe "he said" that until 2028, when SPAK's mandate ends, you can all be together in prison and I can meet you all in one day.
Aaaa.... I must have forgotten, he will sign the second installment of the pensioners after the May 11 elections, so don't wait in vain before the elections because he has not agreed with Petrit Malaj of finance.
All the palaces of Albanian politics are waiting for a "gift" from President Trump, each according to their situation.
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