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The question is what will Donald do for Sally?
-Oh, Saliu sent me a letter!? What a miracle!
Donald Trump, in Washington, yesterday burst into joy. Among the billions of letters sent these days, he caught Saliu's letter congratulating him on his election as President and on the 'joint fight to destroy them all!'
Donald ordered White House aides to post Saliu's letter in a prominent place; but that wasn't enough. He also notified family members who hadn't yet left for Greenland, and happily told them: "Saliu wrote us a letter!"
Saliu was talked about at night around the fireplace at Mar-a-Lago.
This image was raised by a friend in Tirana.
Saliu has applied the old behavior of a villager in the Gjakova Highlands who writes to his friend in the 'Central Committee' and says, as if by gestures: 'Take a look at me, I have some problems.' Saliu has imagined that just as the letter reaches the White House, Donald will stand up heroically.
Let's say these are such close friends and family. The question is not here, that this is a family situation. The question is what Donald will do for Sally.
Saliu demands that Donald remove his 'non-grata' title. How can Donald do it? He will think about it day and night for a month and finally he will order: "Take him away because he is my friend!". This word will be thought of as 'brother across the ocean'. Because to say 'Saliu my friend!', he will take on the burden. The media will appear, the CIA and FBI will come out, the archives will be opened, the Senate will roar... "What do you say, Donald, your brother has collaborated with international terrorism from Bin Laden to the terrorists in Bahrain. Yes, he attacked the US embassy in Tirana, comrade Donald. Yes, he wanted to kill our ambassador... Forget about killing his own people, we are leaving this aside."
Silence after that.
Just today, at this hour, the International Criminal Court issued arrest warrants for Taliban leaders in Afghanistan. The statement issued by the office of Chief Prosecutor Karim Khan states that the evidence collected provides reasonable grounds to believe that Taliban leaders, as of 2021, "bear criminal responsibility for crimes against humanity". The whole world is against crimes against humanity. Saliu has been presumed as such for years.
So, how will Donald overcome it?
Saliu, after the 'non-woman', also asks Donald to be released from prison and from the charges of corruption and murder. "Pick up the phone, call this Duman, but not Ed, because he is with Soros, and give the order," Saliu thinks of telling him.
This is a little simpler, because ultimately, Justice here is still afraid of Berisha's criminal exploits. "He'll kill you and leave you alone!", they say at the tables. But can Ronald do it? He will ask why Saliu was accused.
'Major state corruption!', they will say at first. Then they will also say 'murder of citizens' from the Prime Minister's office. Then also about Chinese armaments with an American stamp...
Donald himself will be furious here. There is a possibility that he will take his friend as a 'provocateur!'
The first one will think, 'What does this 'son of a bitch' think of me!? Because these leftists accuse me of corruption, so he will resort to 'my corruption'? What is this Saliu, is he a communist too?!
Second, the killings of protesters will be discussed from the Berisha government headquarters. There, Saliu will be linked to more 'provocative' ideas. 'Is this son of a whore provoking me for the attack on the Capitol on January 6th?!'.
Donald is burdened with a lot of accusations from Washington... will he also take responsibility for the 'Saliu murders'?
The latter will be enraged by the news that 'son of Sali and Liri' has sent weapons to Afghanistan, counterfeiting them as 'American weapons'. There he can look up how the words 'son of a bitch' are translated into Albanian. There he will think of the surname "Sali" as part of the Chinese conspiracy against America.
Saliu only has his own worries, not China's. But he can go 'without a piercing looking for ears'. US President Trump has been committed these days against crime; especially against major crime.
American media outlets 'The Marshall Project', among others, broadcast news from Trump yesterday, January 22, about executive orders on the death penalty.
“Shortly after being sworn in, President Donald Trump signed an order to expand the death penalty, confirming a widespread expectation that the Justice Department might seek the death penalty more often under his administration. Trump’s first administration carried out more executions than any president in at least a century.”
The fate of Saliu's letter is unknown.
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