FLASH
Shkruar nga Edison Ypi
The eyes of the perfect woman are like two water vortices, where you are clouding inside, the flow takes you alive in Prespa, brings you out dead in Voloreka.
The perfect woman should not be "apple red". Rather, it should be yellow, off, dead. Thus, the skin of the perfect woman should be so smooth that it leaves no doubt that under it, that is, under the skin, the perfect woman has no flesh to touch and smell, but only marble for aesthetic pleasure, sight and wonder .
The perfect woman should have a spherical seder like the two halves of a watermelon, that while walking, one half rises, the other half lowers like the ticking of a clock in feverish anticipation of the Day of Judgment.
The hair of the head and all other hairs, present and absent, on the perfect woman should resemble spectacular waterfalls flowing down the mountainside to the river.
The mouth of the perfect woman must be sculpted according to the latest plastic surgery techniques in accordance with the shape and relief of the back and bottom of the abdomen.
If, after thickening the lips of the mouth with the flesh of the eb***, one loses the desire to kiss a woman, this happens for no other reason than the horror of the unfortunate, who happened to kiss not the lips, but the ass of the perfect woman.
The perfect woman didn't have a knee like a horse's knee, she's not a perfect woman, she's a peasant.
The perfect woman wears elongated, stylized nails. Because of the claw-like nails, the perfect woman rightfully says: "Hey, don't tell me to pick up any thing or work, any cooking for example, because with all these nails, I can't."
The eyes of the perfect woman are like two water vortices, where you are clouding inside, the flow takes you alive in Prespa, brings you out dead in Voloreka.
As for the nose, the perfect woman can't go out with a nose like, let's say, Skenderbeu's samar nose, but she carves it with a chisel, she does it like in the catalog.
The perfect woman may claim more, but today's flesh-shifting techniques do not enable female breasts more beautiful than two balls of pie dough each topped with a godmother that can be heard at the end of the world when pulled by Quasimodo, the hunchback who is kissing Esmeralda's breast.
If the height of the perfect woman's stature leaves something to be desired, it is compensated by heels, the height of which is such that if the perfect woman falls from those heels, the rib-splitting pain she experiences is comparable to the pain of breaking bones. when you fall from a skyscraper.
Where is Skrapari located, what is interesting in Shkodër, where is Bashtova and the castle of the same name, what do Myzeqeja, Zadrima, Dibra, Devolli produce, why are Mokra and Tropoja famous, why should Thethi, Vermoshi, Vjosa, Këlcyra not be missed , Goliku, Mallakastra, being issues that endanger her psychic balance, the perfect woman is not good to know.
It is also not good for the perfect woman to eat bread and cheese accompanied by buttermilk while traveling. That fire of internal hunger must be extinguished as it sees fit. Through the restaurants, where the waiter waits for the waiter to come and bring nice fish amid the clinking of knives, the clinking of plates, the clinking of glasses, the clash of spoons and forks.
When the perfect woman doesn't know anything, but needs to say something, she overcomes this situation by laughing like a fool, throwing her hair from one side of her head to the other, switching legs. As long as those around him give sure signs that if this absurd theater continues a little longer, they will go into the kitchen to kill themselves with whatever they can find: Beer corkscrew, bread knife, jar opener, peeler of potatoes.
It is enough for the perfect woman's ear to not have wax inside and not to be a loofah. If not, straight to the clinic, the surgeon, the scalpel.
A woman who has read even 1 novel in her life is not a perfect woman, she is a bad woman.
After a while all women will become perfect women, all women will be 1 woman.
Long live the perfect woman who, being 1, that is, missing the other and the others, will disappear forever, together with the external differences, also the internal imperfections, envy, jealousy, infidelity, intrigue, these qualities that characterized the imperfect woman, who will die forever and the world will become more beautiful, more symmetrical, more in line with the Fibonacci Series, but mourning will cover it, because it will be tasteless.
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