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MAGAmoral has its own code of ethics...
At a time when the world was burning, with news of wars, bombings, flattened cities, bombed hospitals, and murdered children streaming across every screen, the staunch member of MAGAmoral stood firm. With a conviction that anyone would envy, he repeated: “This is the right and just path.”
Nothing could shake him from this conviction.
When the rockets lit up the sky, they looked like fireworks to him.
When schools were reduced to ashes, it never occurred to them that there were also children within those walls.
When an entire city becomes a ruin and there is no drinking water, he complains about the water pressure in the shower.
The phrase "collateral damage" seems to be the best solution for every conversation and debate.
Because MAGAmoral has its own ethical code. A kind of inverted morality, where the pain of others is distant, abstract, almost a movie where people are killed and resurrected according to the director's wishes and the audience's tastes. It's simply a drama that takes place "somewhere else", on another channel, in another world.
But then something happened.
Something unexpected for him. Something surprising for him.
The price of gas went up. When he went to fill up his car, he saw that the amount he had calculated was not coming out.
And there, for the first time, MAGAmoral paused. Not to reflect on the victims. Not to think about the war. Not to ask if the path was right.
But to see the price at the gas pump.
That's where MAGAmoral's existential crisis began.
"How is that possible?" he asked, looking at the rising number.
"This was not part of the plan."
Until yesterday, bombs were theory. War was strategy. Assassinations were "necessity."
Today, gasoline was a bill.
And suddenly, MAGAmoral became practical.
MAGAmoral is not built on universal principles of right and wrong, but on the price per liter and gallon. He turned against war not because people were being killed, but because the price of oil was rising. He is not against destruction, but against its personal cost.
But it showed that even MAGAmoral has its moments. It's the moment when conviction begins to crumble. Not from conscience, but from the wallet.
Because for the MAGAmoral, the world can burn, as long as the car's tank fills up freely for him.
And looking at this phenomenon, the great philosophical question arises:
How much does the price of gasoline have to increase for people's conscience to be awakened?
Asht koha e PSIKOPATEVE. Dhe te tille ka shume ne AMERIQI. Nje popull TRAP zgjedhe nje president TRAP. Si ketu ne Allvaniqi-popull KARAXHOZ zgjedhe kryeminister KARAXHOZ.