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"Niko will take over the defense of Ukraine", Gjekmarkaj's satirical analysis: When we liberate Crimea, I will send you Tezen and Gonxha

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We from the opposition, while admiring all this, gathered in the office of the prospective leader, Gazi, who did not even offer us coffee. Thank goodness I don't speak, but if Salianji were there, the world would be shaken by this monk.

Rumors say that once upon a time a "master of the house" used to divide the chores in the morning, where he would take someone for wood, someone with cattle, the other in the field and he would say "I'm breaking my neck at a wedding".

So does Babo Virani where the dog barks and where smoke comes out of the dinner parties where others invite him and your father himself.

After the great boredom has taken over his head from the war in Ukraine, where countries like America, Germany, France are not grasping the wick of peace to bind him, he almost found Teresa himself. It was like in ballads, and the heads of state came one by one.

What stood out was that he was holding Mamica by his side, full-faced and saddened by the horrors of the conflict. He had made a net of barbed wire in his hair where any jezit could fall into a bloody terror.

Her appearance by Babo's side when the fate of that globe car is taken in hand, adds a lot of pandering and moaning, isn't it a step from promotion?! Why not appoint the UN Commissioner for Peace? After the guests arrived and discussed long and hard how to show the monks to Putin, Babua came up with concrete proposals.

Look at this man, he said, and pointed his finger at Niko Nikoqiri. As if confused they shook their heads.
He will take over the defense of Ukraine, not Austin, I told you so. Niko is a strategist, he has a knack for it. When this one comes, they become the def tabors of Russia. In a few weeks, Donbass and Crimea will be ours. Then he also brings some used clothes as he likes.

The Minister of Defense of Ukraine blushed a little and lowered his head out of jealousy, but Nikua also modestly escorted him.

The civilian population should not be depressed. Mamica goes on a musical tour with Mimi di Puccini with jazz songs that have caught her off guard. I have Shalsi to play chess. Papers are folded by hand.

Zelensky intervened and tactfully said we need an orator with more diction and tempo, those who want the mass to have faith in the leader. Ah, right then and there, Babo Hazerxhevap said, I have two to take blood on the brow for the oratory Tezen and Dilo. In fact, recently Dilua is something better.

His speech in the assembly was seen by all as a manifesto for victory. I intend that in a short time the whole party and society will talk like Dilua, he is very inspiring. Strangely, I didn't understand why Dilua was bothering us for many days and we didn't seem like his group anymore after we got the new status from Demosthenes. What about this Aunt asked Kuleba?! Eh, in fact, she even talks, but there are times when she even gets angry, she wants some brandy, a cauldron, and roasted carrion! Then he sounds like an angel. No no said Zelensky better Dilua than this has expenses.

Did you ask Babua deserters and rioters?! We are following, said a soldier. I have the medicine for this job, I give you Clotilde and Ermon. They get blood on your brow. You don't need to turn your head back, they snap the necks of the infidels.

Something was wrong. Babo said if you are talking about the reconstruction, he moaned, I had a tiger sheep, he used to work for you, but he left my feathers and sent us from Lugano.

Now you don't need incinerators, I believe that cannon fire burns the waste, but when you have one, we have a lot of experience and we will give it to you. I have a team of experts in the prison and another one that is preparing to enter.

When we liberate Crimea, I will send Tezen and Gonxhe to them, they will make a law on protected areas and we will remove some of those forests and with Lalen Chet we will make some big tracks.

What about the one who sits behind you so sternly, someone asked Baba!
Oh, don't ask me that, this is Taoja, whom I have as the vizier for internal affairs, but also the head of the pro-Western opposition. If this flower is gone, I get depressed. The mystery surrounding Tao increased. To justify it, he became even more gloomy.

For the bravery after the victories and the partisan fires in the occupied areas, I give them Bujarin Lushnja and Ismena, they perpetuate their feats and heroism for centuries.

We need some zahir, someone said. Don't be afraid, give a license to open supermarkets to Vulnnet and you will be spoiled for choice.

We from the opposition, while admiring all this, gathered in the office of the prospective leader, Gazi, who did not even offer us coffee. Thank goodness I don't speak, but if Salianji were there, the world would be shaken by this monk.

But, the arrival of Jorushi Tabake, who had fought in the constitutional like Bubulina in the revolution, softened the turmoil a little. There we also made a resme which took the data. Luluşeri was upset, some in our party said that Jorushi is coming too, followed by melancholy, and that's how much the government said that they are closing the union.

These tones forgot that the Doctor himself called the precious ace of PD Jorushi e Tabakke, so Gaz Bardhi and I think of death if we ever break the Doctor's heart again, it's better to be wiped out, we've had a lot of fun.

While the chronicle is doing its thing, Babua has started the other wedding and has gone out on the path of the yard and is waiting for the bridegroom. He turns up and down and sees from the Presidency. What does this Moorish Bake djani think he is doing? Bakja shakes his head and shakes his finger and he hides. His mood is back even though the weather has turned gloomy today. The wedding party is coming. Ditmari will come out again to comment on them at dinner and will receive congratulations for the quality of self-censorship.

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