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Finally, we are in a market economy. When we import everything, why not import athletes?
Olympics: Albania will leave the USA behind for the gold medal. Albania will soon be the Olympic superpower of the world. Why spend time and money to develop local talent when we can "hire" the best athletes from around the world?
Then it's not that we've had such a bad time that we've turned the sports fields into towers.
Finally, we are in a market economy. When we import everything, why not import athletes?
While the wrestlers from Russia whitened our face and made us proud with the first Olympic medal, why not look at NATO allied countries and neighbors?
1. Basketball players from America
Why not get some NBA stars? For example; Steph Curry didn't play badly last night in the final against France. At the right price, he and his teammates will surely trade the American jersey for the red and black jersey. With the right payment and a promise of a beachfront property in Durrës, Albania will make it a three-pointer that will be remembered for a long time.
2. Ping-Pong stars from China
The ping pong scene in Albania is as active as a snowstorm these days, but why bother chasing a ping pong ball when we can get some world class Chinese players? We have it a little simpler with them: we offer them Albanian citizenship and free macaroni meals since they are velor from rice.
3: Cyclists from the Netherlands
Everyone knows the Dutch are cycling machines. Why not invite some of them for a bike ride... under the Albanian flag? We promise you some mountain trails and an instagrammable landscape and soon we will have Dutch cyclists heading towards the finish of the race making the eagle symbol with their hands while shouting: Oh how good the Albanian dog!
4. Sneakers from Jamaica
Albania's dream of running tracks is like an old movie in slow motion. Now that Luiza Gega is close to "retirement" from active sports, it makes no sense to train local athletes and build running tracks when we can borrow some lightning fast Jamaicans. I believe there is no discussion!
5. Divers from Australia
Our beaches may be stunning, but they have yet to produce Olympic divers. But Australia has a lot to offer. We will offer them a temporary stay in Saranda, the opportunity to avoid crocodiles and soon we will have a diving team that will make the world take us seriously.
6: Swordsmen from France
Swords haven't been our weapon of choice since the time of Skanderbeg, but who says history can't repeat itself? With some French swordsmen in our ranks, Albania may soon return to Olympic glory. All we need is a baguette and a beret for each recruit.
7. Water polo from Croatia
Let's not forget water polo. It's true that we don't have a tradition and we don't practice it as a sport. But Croatia's national hobby could become Albania's secret weapon. Just offer them some nice villas on the Albanian Riviera, and suddenly, our water polo team will be out of reach.
8. Judo from Kosovo.
We can easily get judokas from Kosovo. We don't even need to spend a single euro. We simply threaten them with an increase in the tariff for the beam in Kalimash. Being patriotic, the players and their coach will put the interests of Kosovo before personal interests and will agree to compete for Albania.
9. Gythologists from Albania
Thanks to a strong lobbying that has been going on in recent years, reliable sources inside the dome of the Olympic Games, announce that the proposal to introduce as a competitive discipline "Ethology", a sport that has flourished even more, has been considered. in the Balkans. Albania is the main contender for gold medals, but the only problem remains the level of the internal competition, which is quite strong, where there are many contenders. Through this discipline, our all-round athletes born in Albania have shown ambitions not only for gold or bronze medals, but also for diamonds if necessary.
With this strategic "recruitment" plan, Albania is well on its way to becoming the number one country for Olympic gold medals.
Of course, the winning athletes will not have been born and raised in Albania, but does this matter before the fact that the Albanian flag will be raised and the national anthem will be heard!
#Proud of Albania 2030-2100
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