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Weekly horoscope September 9-15, 2024, ranking the signs from least lucky to 'king of the week'

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Weekly horoscope September 9-15, 2024, ranking the signs from least lucky to

This week's star forecast for each sign comes in the form of a classification:

12. ARIES

If we just said it's that time of the year when we almost miss the quiet and warm Sundays, it already seems like you're preparing to hibernate without leaving a single phone number. So it goes, since being alone seems like the only way not to commit voluntary "murder".

11. CAPRICORN

Your starter kit of minimal kindness, basic sociability, and patience for survival is definitely depleted. And to be honest, you feel exhausted too. You just can't handle the combination of Mars and Venus against you together, and now that you have Mercury in favor, you can explain how much others irritate you, but with a mathematical formula.

10. SAGITTARIUS

The heart finally seems to be beating in rhythm, but it's the neurons that have stopped. Luckily you really like this story of abandoning yourself for love, caresses, small pleasures without pretensions. Even as an unusual experience. Turn off your brain (which doesn't seem to be working anyway) and follow your heart.

9. FISH

While everyone around you seems to wake up with great ideas, you don't even reach the side of the shower mixer to get hot water on the first try. This is because of Mercury which is retrograde. And things get worse if you think that thanks to Mars you have no intention of accepting it. It's going to be a cracking week.

8. BULL

Unsurprisingly for you, this time preparing for fall doesn't mean dusting off the chestnut recipe and stocking up on the truffle stash, but signing up for all the courses your diary can handle. Between the brain and the muscles you don't know what to train first.

7. THE CRAB

You feel good like the teacher with the red and blue pencil, but when she is ready to point out the vocabulary and syntax of her friends and relatives. Therefore it is not required. To make you happy will be very difficult, because you have complaints and boredom this week.

6. LIBRA

For you, it is this new season that makes you tired, unlike those who feel the arrival of spring. You feel as energetic as a yellow beech leaf, ready to leave the field and the tree. Fortunately, it won't be long.

5. THE LION

You have also calmed down: along with the weather temperatures, desires and appetites have also calmed down. Now you feel a light breeze in your heart and a pleasant breeze in your brain. Not exaggerated, but very, very appreciated.

4. THE TWINS

If they took an x-ray of your heart, they would find illegal constructions of five-star hotels in which you house all the feelings of love, passion, the desire to feel good with your better half and to see the smile appear around you.

3. AQUARIUS

You've picked up your knitting needles to lovingly crochet scarves and hats for those you love. This is your way of making it clear that you intend to warm our hearts as well as our throats all winter long. I'd say this new season starts with your best sentimental intentions.

2. SCORPIO

Surely you do not give up and are already organizing romantic weekends in the leaves and passionate ski weeks in which you intend to see the "snow" only from under the duvet. Then, for goodness sake, the energy is there, but you'd rather spend it on the thing you do best: sex.

1. VIRGIN

How beautiful with the medal and the bouquet of flowers! You deserve it after this summer. Now everything is as clear as if you had a map of the tourist village in your hand, the one that even children understand. Are you really ready to build the annual ride better than a cobblestone craftsman?

 

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