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Who is trying to keep the fanatics at bay with a 'sheriff's game', stimulating tension...
For several days now, great enthusiasm has been bubbling within the Democratic Party, stemming from a rumor that has spread from the "big office."
Sali Berisha, through people close to him, has distributed a 'memo' to grassroots structures, seeking to make it as viral as possible.
According to this 'memo', the Doctor is certain that Edi Rama will be arrested before May 11, and this will bring about the victory of the Democrats in the elections.
Everything, the doctor said, will come with the arrival of "sheriff" Chris LaCivita, who will detonate the 'big bomb' inside Tirana.
The distribution of this 'memo' has been entrusted to the most capable people to throw donkey's brains into the minds of the militants. In the three days since the Doctor's 'memo' was distributed, it must be said that it has reached the majority of his fanatic militants.
There is a large mass that truly believes that the 'sheriff' will arrest Edi Rama before the elections, and this has calmed Saliu down quite a bit. He is trying to keep the mass of fanatics with a sheriff's game, stimulating tension with the arrival of La Civita. It is not in vain that he put Fatmir Mediu in the role of Ledion Liço, to keep the fans in suspense. Two days ago, Berisha himself said at a press conference that "the arrival of La Civita will be a surprise", covering this issue even more with mystery.
But how much basis can there be in this great legend about the sheriff, which Sali Berisha is spreading like fog after rain among his loyal people, so that they can pass it on to the broad mass of voters?
The sheriff's legend is not the 'first smoke' to be thrown from the doctor's conspiratorial offices in the former headquarters of Enver Hoxha's People's Army.
At the end of last year, in a word, as soon as Donald Trump won, the 'stupefying dose of media ketamine' was 'high', even more than what Elon Musk uses to be on a wavelength with the planet Mars.
According to that legend, "the coup would take place in January." Trump would kidnap Edi Rama by helicopter, lock him in a federal prison, somewhere on a remote island in Alaska, and never let him out again.
Also, if Trump were to urgently fire Altin Dumani, SPAK would be created as a group of highly educated lawyers. And listen to who was said to be leading SPAK: Argita Berisha!
This legend circulated in the areas of Berisha's DP sections 'neighborhood by neighborhood', until after the end of Epiphany, namely the day of the Holy Water. The day, when, with the passing of several days of New Year's intoxication, the madness begins and comes in the minds of fanatics, as much as it can come, of course.
With the deflation of the Year of the Rat, a new legend began. For which two people close to Berisha were charged; Edi Paloka and Klevis Balliu. Who said that 'Non Grata' has already fallen and soon the Doctor will leave for the USA with a "special visa".
The news caused a stir, being commented on and defended on various television shows from morning to evening. Unlike the January legend that spoke of Argita at the head of SPAK, which was for "internal use", this second one was for "immediate distribution to the public".
January, February and March passed, neither the fall of Non Grata nor Sali Berisha's visit to the US happened. The doctor himself appeared on television and refuted his two colonels.
"It's fake news, I don't have an invitation to the USA," Berisha said in Arjan Çani's studio.
Not long after that statement, the next 'smoke' spread in the gossip offices: Trump fired Yuri Kim and the former ambassador to the US is being investigated for corruption. To make it more credible, the media also published a softer version: Yuri Kim has resigned and agreed to leave, on condition that she not be investigated.
As soon as this statement was made, the State Department published on its website the announcement and description of diplomat Yuri Kim, in her new role, as director of foreign assistance oversight.
A few days later, Secretary of State Marco Rubio harshly attacked a prominent political figure in the region who had been declared Persona Non Grata by his predecessor, Antony Blinken. He was referring to the leader of the Bosnian Serbs, Milorad Dodik, who had lobbied heavily in the US and hired a personal lawyer, namely Rudy Giuliani, Donald Trump's former personal lawyer.
A few days later, Rubio declared two former high-ranking Argentine officials 'Non Grata', with the same motivation that sanctioned Sali Berisha: "for significant corruption."
After this, silence fell in the disinformation office, where it is said that there are famous advisors who once worked in State Security, and one of them is said to have Russian connections.
Sali Berisha gathered them and shouted at them, telling them that none of the words they had spread among the membership had come true. The doctor was so angry that he was all red.
No one was whispering in the large office, where everyone was struggling to hold back their laughter, as all those balloons they had blown up had been ordered by Berisha himself, who apparently had begun to believe them himself.
Very disappointed, he said that a more believable fable was needed, not inflated, but also bombastic.
Fatmir Mediu immediately intervened, saying that he would take on this task. Since he was going to the US to avoid his Gerdec trial, he said that he would meet LaCivita and prepare a credible story to spread the fog. Mediu added that for these jobs, "Sheriff" is a true master, having done it with many candidates in the US, from Bush's Republicans to Trump's, but also various candidates of the American Democratic Party.
And so it was that Mediu's video with Lacivita happened, where the American promises that he was on his way to Tirana. But, even though days have passed, the sheriff is not coming. Mediu posted another status saying that the word "I'm on the way" meant "I'm on the way with my mind."
However, as they say with the phrase "enough is enough", the Doctor decided to leave Fatmir and his troubles behind and head back to the gossip office.
Which has opened this 'last straw': that as soon as the Sheriff arrives, Edi Rama will be arrested!
But who will arrest him? Because to make the decision, the Assembly must meet and open the procedure to remove the legal protection that a deputy or minister has. Currently, the Assembly is not dissolved, but can only meet for important issues, and cannot make decisions that have to do with issues close to the announced elections. But even if it meets, there will need to be a will from the majority to vote for it. Can the Socialists do this before the elections?
One of the young politicians of the DP told Sali Berisha that there is no need to say "he will be arrested", we say "he will be under investigation" and it is more believable, but the Doctor replied that "that's how it is". And so, the Democrats are all 'eyes and ears', waiting for the Sheriff, until the 'bomb' explodes, praying to God that it is not a balloon again./ Pamphlet
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