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Tesla, Homeland, Family: Elon's Dictionary

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Tesla, Homeland, Family: Elon's Dictionary

A billionaire empire and a winning political bet on Donald Trump project Elon Musk into a role that — once again — the rest of the world never imagined. Here, then, in an alphabet of SuperElon.

algorithm

That mix of futuristic vision, sweeping innovation and maniacal ability to achieve the goal, all embodied in one man, has iron laws. Elon's algorithm consists of 5 rules - the second one says: "Eliminate as many parts or processes as you can" - and several consequences. But the algorithm is also that of Twitter. Purchased by Musk for $44 billion in 2022, today the social platform is only worth about twenty, but it was essential to Trump's victory.

Fatherland

You can take the boy out of South Africa, but you will never take South Africa out of the boy. Even then, as Walter Isaacson's monumental biography tells us, youth among the Boers meant beatings and violence, summer school camps where they struggled to earn food and water. Very useful lessons in US finance as well.

scholarships

Look at his assets, especially after the vote: roughly $290 billion. But the codes of the financial world often don't adhere to Musk's very personal ones. In 2018 a tweet — “I'm thinking of taking Tesla off the stock market at $420. Funding is secured” – which got him into a lot of trouble with the US Securities and Exchange Commission. It didn't help that, by his own admission, 420 is a slang term for someone who smokes marijuana.

Donald

Maybe the father Elon never had. He, who in the past voted for many Democrats, including Obama, supported Trump, with millions and tweets. The Donald returned it on election night with almost awkward expressions of affection.

Errol

The father that Elon has always had and never tolerated. Cold, harsh to the limit – even beyond – sadism, portrayed as a trafficker devoted to adultery. At the other extreme is mother Maye, who is coping with three young children after a divorce. Today she is a white-haired model, in high demand.

The unknown

In the equations represented by X, after all isn't that itself a big and possibly unsolvable unknown?

The children

Productive beyond all standards in this field as well, at the moment there are eleven little and not so little Musks, born to three different women. A concrete commitment to combat demographic decline and a nightmare for the civil registry office, which had to register names like X, Æ A-Xii, Exa Dark Sideræl and Techno Mechanicus.

Clinical Card

Asperger syndrome, bipolar syndrome, depression. The tycoon's mental health, based on his statements, often seems to be at its limits.

Quadriplegics

We are looking for some for a Neuralink experiment. The new frontier of Muskism is this neural interface which should allow humans to communicate directly with computers.

The government

A role in the Trump administration is being offered to Elon, possibly as efficiency secretary. If this happens, he will be able to use his algorithm and cut - he says - two trillion dollars in spending, that is, a third of public spending. Not recommended for sensitive audiences.

Orbit

SpaceX has a strong relationship with NASA, which recently awarded it an $843 million contract. Supplier and government member, a stellar conflict of interest is looming for Musk. Starlink was also born from SpaceX, geostationary satellites for Internet connections.

revolt

How do you rebel against a hyper-capitalist turned political activist? Some people promise they will never buy a Tesla. Someone else, who has already received it, is satisfied with a sticker: "I bought it before Elon went crazy".

SpaceX

The sci-fi dream, or maybe no longer, of colonizing Mars is among those that most appeal to Musk. Founded in 2002, the company today is far beyond the experimental level. The launch of the sixth fully reusable missile is expected in about ten days. / bota.al

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