FLASH
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The Albania 2 satellite has discovered the Garden of Eden in the courtyard of the Prime Minister's Office - an oasis that meets the oxygen needs of the capital, the country, the Balkans and all EU and NATO member countries...
On January 3, 2023 (two years ago), 2 satellites Albania 1 and Albania 2 were launched into space.
Can you tell me the benefits you have had in these years from these two satellites?
(That cost us 6.7 million)!
This was the cynical question that engineer Azmer Dulevič asks on his social network.
For him and for all the skeptics, we are listing the information that has not been paid for that the satellites have brought us.
1. Albania 1 has confirmed that there is traffic in Tirana and an efficient way to escape the traffic is to travel by helicopter!
2. The Albania 2 satellite has discovered all the roads that have remained roads for more than a decade, such as "Qukes - Qafe Plloçë, Rruga e Arbri, etc.
3. Thanks to the images of two satellites, today we have an exact number of towers and constructions without permission that are being made in the center of Tirana.
4. The satellites have captured images of several hills with garbage in Tirana, Fier and Elbasan, but despite the power to photograph in detail, they have not distinguished any incinerator. The images will be submitted to SPAK.
5. Satellites have also revealed the mystery of why incinerators are not necessary: most garbage does not need to be burned because it is more valuable as television programs
6. Thanks to the images of the Albania 1 satellite, we already know exactly where the garbage is burned in Vlora.
7. The images of two satellites help us to see in detail how many beaches have remained untouched by the hand of strategic investors in the South of the country. The footage will be made available to KKRRT for prompt action.
8. The two satellites have accurately identified all the country's water resources. Thanks to the images (with high resolution), the ancient promise of 24 hours of water in taps at home and for water in agriculture will become a reality.
9. The Albania 2 satellite has discovered the Garden of Eden in the courtyard of the Prime Minister's Office - an oasis that meets the oxygen needs of the capital, the country, the Balkans and all EU and NATO member countries.
10. Thanks to the images secured, but which are secret, a source of rhodium has been found, the rarest and most expensive mineral in the world that will make possible the Sovereign Pension Fund and the doubling of salaries in the state and in the private sector.
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