FLASH
Shkruar nga Leonard Veizi
In the logic of what we see every day, an unfortunate beggar with physical problems does not go to rob. He just begs, to get out just a little bit to put off the day. But when your mind has gone to fish, this is where the conversation changes. That the question comes: why didn't you think about meatballs, enough to fill your gut? But straight to the fish...
When a friend told me about witnessing an event that left him shocked, because an ordinary beggar who managed to enter the premises of a luxury restaurant stole the fish from the plate of a Spanish tourist, my first reaction was laughter explosive. At the end I couldn't help but laugh. That there was no talk of a tragedy, but of a black comedy. To have the fish taken from your plate is to cry and laugh together. Not that the desolate tourist was left without food, but he will surely have some lumps in his throat. And with the traffic that we have, walk and come to the emergency ambulance.
Then I called to my senses and laughingly said to the confessing witness: terrible. But a little later I got angry.
What time did the Spanish tourist take the fish from the plate?! It's like someone telling you that they took the bread out of their mouth.
I started to do some kind of analysis with myself:
A beggar arrives and takes the fish from the plate of a Spanish tourist. Well done! Brave, brave, and... swift as the wind, so much so that no man could catch him.
We are not doing well with these Spaniards. A few years ago, another Spanish family in Himare, instead of eating the fish, the ram ate them, moreover, when the boss of the restaurant where they had lunch followed the tourists with a knife in hand, he got on the hood of the car. And why? That they had refused the grilled fish.
This means that no matter how hard we try to bring tourists and treat them well, we still have problems. Sometimes intentionally, sometimes completely unintentionally.
- I want to be good like you, dad, but mistakes are made unintentionally, - Miri got up suddenly from the seat of the Skoda driver Stefi Petro to the movie: "In our house". And Stefi, who did not have the heart to beat him, replied: Yes, we are not talking about unintentional mistakes.
In other words, we find it difficult to get money from tourists who break their legs and come to Albania. One of them will leave the double-six in our hands, but he won't. And then the party of negative advertising will start again: What are you looking for in Albania, white door? There are no tourists eating fish from that side.
But why does a fish need a beggar? This is the biggest surprise.
In the logic of what we see every day, an unfortunate beggar with physical problems does not go to rob. He just begs, to get out just a little bit to put off the day. But when your mind has gone to fish, this is where the conversation changes. That the question comes: why didn't you think about meatballs, enough to fill your gut? But straight to the fish.
I have an answer to the question, but I don't know how much it hits his head. And according to me: Without question, the wanderer who begs and robs, first provided the money for the brandy for the father who is waiting for him at the River Bank, but he also needs the meze. That the lazy and drunkard father himself lives like a pasha, but the toads have taken them out of school and taken them out on the street to provide them with an abundant and healthy life. With brandy and appetizers.
-Vathe… Vathe mi dreq. Po fol mi budallaqe fol se po hongra ploncin dul dhe risku jot, – ia pat Fadil Hasa në rolin e Borzilokut tek një skeç i estradës së Durrësit.
Ja kështu bëhet hesapi. Dëndesh me raki, merr dhe ca proteina dhe… dhe pastaj rreshtohen kalamajtë: Falkao, Garinxha, Tajsoni, Romario, Izaura, Bebeto…
-Është dhe babi, – thotë Met Bega si babai i 7 fëmijëve tek filmi “Dhe ashtu dhe kështu”, duke zbrit i fundit shkallët me karrocën nëpër duar.
A po fajet babai i ka, padyshim! Se nuk i mjafton konserva e peshkut, por do dhe peshk të egër nga thellësia e detit, që të pijë dhe ca më shumë raki, sa mezi të çohet të nesërmen në mëngjes.
Kështu është kur rritet mirëqenia. Rritet dhe niveli i kërkesës.
Këta lypsa po terrorizojnë Tiranën sot por dhe qytetet e tjera, sidomos ato bregdetare. Ata të dalin përpara kudo, te hotelet me 5 yje, por dhe te varrezat, te restorantet e luksit por dhe nëpër spitale. Ulesh në lokal, më përpara se kamerieri për të të marrë porosinë të vjen lypësi me të kërku bakshishin. Duhet me e mbush xhepin plot me monedha që të kënaqësh oreksin e gjithë lypsave që të dalin çdo ditë përpara. Dhe nuk është se qëndrojnë tek cepi i rrugës me ndonjë karton të varur në qafë, ata të ngatërrohen nëpër këmbë dhe po s’e pate mendjen apo bën sikur nuk e ke, të tërheqin për mënge që ti tek e fundit të reagosh, ose t’i shash, ose… t’i dorovitësh.
Ata e njohin mirë një shqiptar nga një të huaj. Kanë instinkte të papara. Ndaj shqiptarëve u kërkojnë lek, turistëve të huaj euro e dollarë.
So far the conversation goes, that you can find one of these anywhere in the world. But when it comes to robbery... the case of the fish is not the first, of course. And the way they started, they will leave us without tourists at all. That no one comes to you in a place where at every step you take, you see a beggar asking you for a "little piece".
So they should be told: ask for money because no one is stopping you, but don't rob. That even the few tourists will leave us since the advertisement has filled their minds that Albania is paradise. And if they leave, they will not only cry the fish, but also the meatballs, because they will end up with the crust of the bread with cottage cheese and non-iodized salt./ Fjala.al
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