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Altini has been declared non grata by this "state" as an orthodox groom in Zagori. Before it is recognized by the UN, this country will not be run by father Mondi, but by mother Yri and father MC Gonigal.
The first applications for citizenship in the Bektashi state of father Edmond Sadikaj and Edmond Ramës have just begun.
The territory will be 28 square km or 7 km long and 4 km wide to include the entire range of Dajti from Kryegjishata to the villa that Mrs. Linda Rama built with her savings in Surrel where father Ed sleeps for some time. mond) Rama.
The Bektashi people from Lazarati, Nikla, Salaria, Hormova, Sevasteri, Xibraka e Elbasan, Potomi, Gjerbesi, Këlcyra and every administrative unit that has successfully practiced intensive agriculture for cultivation of rare plants.
Extra citizenship and without any bureaucracy will receive all the "chuns" who are "accumulated" for training in Dubai.
In drafting the legislation of this unique and special "state", 4 Bektashi prosecutors of SPAKU are preparing it.
Altini has been declared non grata by this "state" as an orthodox groom in Zagori. Before it is recognized by the UN, this country will not be run by father Mondi, but by mother Yri and father MC Gonigal.
As police chief, there will be General Lisin of the Guardia, who received as a "gift" 10 dynym of land in Vlora from some "chuna" who have been running the hashish business for years.
The head of the secret service will not be from Kosovo because it is not allowed to be a woman, but it will be from Tripoja Mr. Agron Neza as a former "principle" security guard.
As the head of BKH, they will have Dučka, since he has experience in providing mediation in parking lots.
The chief of staff will be Rrumbullaku, who worked as a guard in Burrel prison, and champion police director Gladis Nano, who is from Skrapari and is a super Bektashi.
The coordinator for justice, police, services will be Xhafa, who has worked as an investigator in Kruje, which has an overwhelming majority of Bektashis and has a lot of experience in this field.
The Prosecutor and the Court will not be there because it is a peaceful state that has neither criminal offenses nor criminal punishments in the "constitution", so investigators Kraja, judges Dvorani, Sadushi, Panda etc. can only go as tourists in this "state".
The director of money laundering will be Elvis Koçi from Zallbastar since he has high school friends Klotilda Bushka and "godfather" Engjëll Agaçin.
For defense minister, Majko is being discussed as Gjirokastr and with experience in this field, but the fact that he is a nephew from the "village" of Peleshi spoils a lot of work.
Minister of finance, bank governor and minister of tourism will be "father" Ed(mond) Rama himself because "father" does not trust anyone with leks, especially after what happened to Ahmetaj with the leks that he had "invested" in an oligarch and that it seems that he no longer recognizes it as an "investment".
The only exception to the strict rules of this Bektashi state will be the interior minister, it seems to me that he will be neither Bektashi nor Muslim nor Orthodox, but Catholic to strengthen relations with the Vatican and there is a big "war" between Sander Lleshi , Agron Gjekmarkaj and former EU ambassador to Albania Luigi Soreca.
The abbreviated initials of the Bektashi state SH B K will be written in the passport.
Car license plates will have 3 letters before, 2 numbers and 2 letters after, so SHBK 01 HSH
As a border, it will have the Tujani Staircase from the north, the bunker tunnel 2 in Carrlos from the East, Ed(mond) Rama's villa in Surrel from the South and the cable car building or the former cinema studio from the West.
The big question mark is whether TV Klani will be included in this country, or not, since it is next door to TV Ora.
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