FLASH
Shkruar nga Pëllumb Kulla
My homeland is the only country in the world, where criminals are wanted by the people and the police hide them!
My homeland is the only country in the world, where the leader is loved more than the road!
My motherland is the only country, where people sing songs and hymns of love to their leaders since they are alive. And the leaders go among the rhapsodists with gas lips, but ama dressed in bulletproof vests!
My homeland is the place where party leaders solemnly promise to resign in case of losing the elections and - both with defeat and without defeat! - they stand at the top of the parties since they were born.
My homeland is the place where the research continues for a medicine to be injected, south and north, to the whole people, so that they forget what the politicians have said about each other!
My homeland is the place where all the drugs and medicines of the world are found. You can't find them only in state hospitals,... where the state health service proves every day how wonderful the private service is!... And where the ministers of health turn their backs so that both of these services can be cured abroad!
My country is the only country in the world, where you occupy a plot of land and build a building without a permit, instead of being sentenced to be equipped with a cork!
It is the place where parents wish their children, not to become scientists, but customs officers!
It is the country where history is used for political needs and every eight years the schools get new history texts, in which the Nazis are removed from Albania eight years on the 28th and another eight years on the 29th of November!
In my country, the sighs have a deep meaning: the Albanians would be happier if communism remained, than the communists remained!
My homeland is the country where the most important schools are the Institute of Physical Education and the Faculty of Medicine, because students do not go there to become coaches, pediatricians or cardiologists, but foreign ministers, prime ministers and presidents. In the coming years, it is expected that the fate of the country will be in the hands of boxers!
It is the place where the number of visiting tourists is the most banal propaganda and this number swells and swells even with foreigners, pilots or bus drivers, who stay overnight in Albania.... Having four suitcases across the border beam and going to bring them one by one counts as four tourists!
My homeland has high pride, even though it is the last one on the continent to overthrow communism; the last one to join NATO and the European Union!... The government in our country expects heartfelt congratulations that in this country, immediately after Two Thousand and Twelve, Two Thousand and Thirteen came to us!
My homeland is the only country in the world, where criminals are wanted by the people and the police hide them!
And finally, let me borrow and adapt an expression of a neighboring poet: my homeland is the one where all people want to live in another country, but they want that other country to be here, in Albania!
Lini një Përgjigje