FLASH
Shkruar nga Thoma Gëllçi
The government took care to bring three cezves from Turkey along with the pipe, which were provided to the Directorate against Witchcraft and Sorcery.
When a 1000-millimeter water pipe burst in Vlora and the city was left without a drop of water for five days, neither to brush its teeth nor to go to the bathroom, the government reacted with the speed that characterizes it only in very serious cases: it convened a commission of experts to find the metaphysical culprit. The unusual rainfall, the landslides, the depreciation of the network that was older than several ministers in office were mentioned, the expression “It’s all Saliu’s fault” was mentioned as always, but again as if the analysis was not very deep. But after three hours of meeting and four coffees without sugar, the Prime Minister closed the discussion with an epochal sentence:
"- There is no need for long analyses or for us to drown in a drop of water. It is the evil eye. They have taken Vlora by surprise."
From that day on, a new strategic structure was created in the Prime Minister's Office, by special government decision: the Directorate of Watching the Cup and the Destruction of the National Mind. Its office was located on the second floor, where the Fugue's office had previously been. It was equipped with three wooden chairs, a portable barbecue and a cupboard with Turkish cups inherited from the time of monism.
Three old women with rich spiritual CVs were appointed to the board: one had broken the spell on a bus in Berat in '97, the other had saved a bride from the evil eye in Lushnja, while the third was a legend in Fier for her ability to read coffee grounds.
Every morning, before the government meeting, three old women sit over the infrastructure project files, shake their cups, solemnly overturn them, and announce the official forecast for the day:
– I see a thick line here… this is a media juggernaut jealous of the government's success!
– No, my dear, this lightning-like spot is the opposition, it's pouring negative energy down our pipes!
– Whatever it is! We'll ruin it with smoke.
Then the barbecue is lit, salt, sage, and a piece of onion are added just in case, and an old collar of the prime minister, while one of the assistants takes notes.
When another pipe bursts, the plumber is no longer called, but the Task Force of the Mind. Three old women arrive with government emergency, draw a chalk circle around the pipe, tap it three times with a cup, and announce the diagnosis:
– It is a serious threat, coming from neighbors jealous of your successes. It requires immediate intervention.
The government made sure that along with the pipe, three cezves were also brought from Turkey, with which the Directorate against witchcraft and sorcery was equipped.
Now the three old women are no longer just dealing with water pipes, but have been tasked with an even more delicate mission: to scold Diella, the AI minister who is in the last months of her "digital pregnancy", and to lift the curse that, according to the government's spiritual expertise, has befallen the entire ANA. Every afternoon they sit around the servers, blowing on the optical cables like babies with colic and praying to the algorithm to be born without defects, because if Diella also gets involved, not only Vlora risks being left without water, but also the state system itself - from the cup to the database.
Nona je... po hajde ta kuptojne palloshat dhe palloshet
o o o mor zot cjane keto deklarime idiotizma pa fund . mjere populli . Fallxhijte po pasurohen , kryetaret me mjekra si maxgjistaret e tyrqise ne kohen e Ataturkut qe i tha magjistareve te asaj kohe '' Vetem alltija i drejton punet '' ....