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Open Balkan was an oral project. There is no written document about it, so don't worry that the story won't deal with it at all. Even though it is an oral project, even SPAK will not pay attention to it.
After receiving some bananas as a gift from a group of Serbian tourists in Ksamil, Kiko felt indebted and in return began to explain to them the reasons why Albania closed the chapter of the Open Balkans.
It was closed because it was an unauthorized construction - said Kiko, not registered in the court, exercising activity without a license, not paying taxes, not having any address on the Internet and social networks. So suspicious activity. How can such a large project exist without a presence on Instagram and Tik Tok? Let there be no grain of leke. Just words...
You Serbs have it easy - continued Kiko, the Albanians have it more difficult because the word opening and closing are completely different, while in Serbian otroven, zotvoren only one letter changes.
For me personally - continued Kiko - the Open Balkans has been a total failure. It failed to reduce the price of bananas.
These are technical reasons - said one of the Serbian tourists. In the Balkans, things are political.
Political and aesthetic - replied Kiko. I, as a monkey, am not allowed to make the mistake of people who put politics first. This has taken the Balkans by its neck.
For me, the problem was and remains aesthetic. The Prime Minister of Macedonia was much shorter than Rama e Vucic. As Rama rightly said: "aesthetics is a superficial expression of politics"
Politically, please do not confuse me - said Kiko, that I intend to request documents for permanent residence in Albania.
Yes, well, the USA, the EU and the EC were in favor of the "Open Balkans". Why Albania now goes against everyone - asked a Serbian tourist who was taking a selfie with iPhone 13 +
Russia has also been in favor of the Open Balkans - answered Kiko. USA, EU, EC are benign powers, but Russia is a malignant power. We do not want Russia to emerge as a constructive power, especially after the war in Ukraine. These things are deeper than they seem.
- How did it happen that the three countries broke up with each other - the Serbian tourist continued his interest.
Here I can only speculate - said Kiko. it is a matter of interests. Open Balkan means common market. In the EU, the biggest fight is over production quotas in the common market. Serbia refused to legalize the cultivation of cannabis, as North Macedonia and Albania have done. That is, for the lack of a common agricultural policy.
What about you this year you held a national consultation and 60% of Albanians supported the Open Balkans?
Yesterday was yesterday. Today is today - said Kiko. Then the majority is not always right.
Have you also invited Greece, Italy and Turkey to join the Open Balkans?
Right - answered Kiko, but it is not right for us to interfere in the affairs of Brussels. What if other EU countries also seek membership in the Open Balkans?
Is there any chance that the Balkan Open will return?
At least for the next four years there is no question - Kiko continued, and this is a technical matter. The Serbian president has stated in Ohrid that he has hand pain and does not sign any documents. And trusting him, this pain will continue for at least the next four years.
What about history, how will history judge the "Open Balkans"? - asked the Serbian tourist while approaching to take a selfie with Kiko.
Open Balkan was an oral project. There is no written document about it, so don't worry that the story won't deal with it at all. Even though it is an oral project, not even SPAK will pay attention to draga gospoxha (dear lady)!
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