FLASH
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The lights of a yacht shining off the coast of Saranda attracted the attention of the monkey Kiko who was waiting for the morning dawn in Ksamil. After docking the luxury yacht Kiko approached to welcome the new guests who introduced themselves as American businessmen. Their interest in the Albanian economy was greater than in the tourist pearls of the south.
"Don't be confused by resorts, palaces and towers, the biggest employers in this country are not them, but televisions and cafes. Analysts work on television and psychoanalysts work in cafes," said Kiko.
"I don't understand this!" - asked an American businessman who did not remove the cigar from his mouth.
Kiko did not hesitate to immediately serve the answer:
"Simple, there are dozens of televisions, thousands of portals and millions of accounts in social networks. Albanians want the news not to be the same everywhere because it becomes monotonous. One TV, for example, says that official X has stolen, but the other says that he has protected the public interest. So each television gives its own news from its own point of view. You call this "editorial independence"
Televisions are not like yours where in one night one can see movies, entertainment programs, children's programs, educational programs, travel, technology, science, variety, historical and cultural programs, sports, music. No, the televisions here offer "actuality" where four chairs and 1 camera are enough.
The programs here are conversations with several people of different ages, religions, professions, whose denominator is the desire to talk about anything, but especially about fairy tales, about history, about things or things, about fantasy, about fortune telling,... are shows where the past is predicted and the future is analyzed. The guests are called specialists, experts or simply...analysts", said Kiko, spreading his gaze to each of the businessmen who had stared at him like a calf that messed up the stable door.
Why are cafes the biggest employers in this country? In our cafe, a bartender, waiter and cleaner are served", asked one of the American guests.
"Don't be in a hurry, dear", Kiko intervened. "Just as a car cannot move without fuel, an Albanian cannot move without coffee.
Psychoanalysts work in the cafe. There, the psychoanalyst is a person who is paid to listen to other people's problems, while here with us, they are all psychologists and psychoanalysts. From morning to night, people vent their troubles to each other. And if your psychoanalyst bills you to make your hair stand on end, this service is provided FREE of charge here.
Here they not only hear the problem, but also cry about it. Under the example of the cafes, the head of the country himself gave orders to officials: If you don't solve people's problems, at least listen to them", said Kiko.
"Perhaps this country needs foreign investments to increase productivity, and to diversify the "working arm" - suggested one of the tourists.
Kiko frowned even more and after biting a small banana said: “You're getting into another topic, as wide and long as your yacht. Here they once built communism with their own forces, today they are trying to build capitalism with their own forces".
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