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Shkruar nga Agron Gjekmarkaj
For the beards of the fathers of the nation: There are three models: of Skenderbeu, of Ismail Qemali and of Baba.
Now some things are resolved as the good begs. Seal work clarified. Muçua remains with his finger in his mouth.
We decide to make opposition as befits an opposition that works hard. We at the Chronicle have decided to dedicate a part of our time in Tabir Saraj to aesthetic issues. For this, we are working intensively with Kostas of Gramoz and Lindita, who learns a lot of aesthetic weeds, hard finds, ugly ravgs, harmless gifts, sweet and full of joys!
We have started to draft some criteria for some issues of image and aesthetics in the Assembly.
Perhaps a special hairdressing salon, a barbershop, a counseling center, a confessional and things like that can be created!
On the keeping of the beard by the fathers of the nation:
- Who should keep it and who should not? Ulsia keeps it, but not Mete, Nikoqiri, Tao, why not?
- Where should the few ministers we have get leave? Isn't Bela the giver of permission who tells them this should be cut and this should be grown, this should be shaved and this should be torn?
- Who should issue authorizations for deputies? Until today, has Majko done anything by secretly selling it?
- Should bearded people respect the majority-opposition reports?
- I mean, can the opposition have more beards than the majority?
– What should be the models of beards that should be allowed to MPs and ministers?
- If you don't like them, does Ermua have the right to follow them and throw them at your feet?! With how much tahmah would he tear from Salianji that he bit by bit?!
- There are three models: Skanderbeg's, Ismail Qemali's and Baba's.
- Intellectual dilemmas of who waters and sows, who mows and combs his beard, do you know who can answer them?!
Because a disproportionate situation is being created.
For example, could Gaz Bardhi with that beard that looks like it was freshly cut be the counterpart of Babos with that sleek and legendary beard like Ismail Bey's under whose shadow an entire nation sleeps like beech trees?
We seem to look for the solution in Gazi's beard. Let Gjekmarkaj bearded, Ed Paloka, chief Oerdi and Hyqymeti Kryezevndes Lideri Muli grow it and whiten it and make it to be or not work. Then a forest is created there that I don't know where to keep it from!
For the clothing of ladies and young ladies of parliament:
- Can the colors of the clothing deviate from the symbolic colors of the parties: ie can socialists wear blue dresses and suits? Perhaps Etilda and Jorida can reason without showing jealousy.
- And can the democrats, by the way, Zheni Bebi Gjergji, wear costumes colored with famous renaissance purple-mauve? If Dhurata Çupi does this, what reaction will Blero have?
– When will the wearing of dresses be tolerated instead of suits? Dilua, Ismeti and Antoneta are expected to give an answer to this question because they know well about stunt work and erzi! One can also take a look at Arben Pëllumbi with Nasip as the pharaohs that they are.
- Should only the temperature in the sun or the political-parliamentary temperature be a criterion? What about Ogi, who always wears a suit, why, what has he realized, why does he have a drive?
- What about Bora, who takes her charm everywhere with her, dividing the seasons into different religions? What about Anila, who looks like she's always hot and blushing? What about the Korean Collar Aunt?
- In the case of high-spiritedness and dress-permitting tolerance, how far above the knee should that goddamn dress be? Should this be negotiated with Eni Xaken or is her choice silently accepted?
On the matter of the aesthetics of meditation:
Who will be allowed to look like a philosopher who doesn't have his mind in the majlis, but in the big issues of the globe, with his unkempt hair and lost gaze, for example like Shalsi or Luan Baçi, General Kollçaku or Saimir Korreshi and whoever behaves like a car that leaves no two stones unturned, for example like Cyrbja or Bledian Nallbati, whose soul lingers when the government sees the faint shadow of Mamica?
On the issue of pro-Americanism:
Who will be allowed to sit in the hall of the Assembly with their feet on the table, such as Etjeni and Arbi, and who will sit as a modest and educated European, such as Toni or Flamur Hoxha?
On the issue of the analogy with Mamica:
How long will the opposition want to find an eloquent lady with great pride to argue with Mamica or will the latter only fight with PD men? We have boss Albana, who takes you on with her feet for that job, we have Ina, who laughs at you! We've got Jorushi with the gummy mouth! Ehuha these works are deep!
Instead of giving rise to the masculinization of Mamica, we should think a little about the emasculation of the debate.
At this point we make a bipartisan commission Gjekmarkaj, Salianji, Damua and Çyrbja! Secretary Helidon Bushati and as Ayatollah supreme guide we return to Kostaqi! These are the main issues that concern the entire Albanian world without the solution of which there is neither peace nor peace!
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