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Since Sali Berisha admitted Albania to the Islamic Conference, real Americans no longer come here...
1 American in Albania, Chris LaCivita, was left alone since yesterday.
The number of Americans in our village, since Sali Berisha admitted Albania to the Islamic Conference and made it known as Albanistan, is the largest in the negative figures table.
Below zero, all the forgotten numbers of Americans in our village continue to be noted, and the last one that was pronounced at the beginning of every news as positive, Ambassador Yuri Kim, since yesterday when the media spread the news that she has been fired by the Trump administration, gave us the hat of this article; only 1 American walks freely in Albania.
The minuses, as a viable alternative in the Albania of Europe, are the statistics of the balance sheets of fools who are looking for any American who helps justice, who exposes democracy or commercializes society.
The luxurious investments of Alex Soros and USAID in Albania are today the crazy negativity figures of the perfect anti-democracy campaign.
America is exporting democracy to these parts, in its own way.
For a long time, neither the Government, nor its cohabitant Opposition, nor the judiciary, nor its partner the Mafia, have been able to find a real American to take pictures with in Albania, to say the least, the Americans are here and the expectations for VIP arrests have no chance of fading in the heat of the May 11 elections.
The only one who goes to meet some Americans who have never been to our district is a killer type with the pseudonym Fatmir Gërdeci.
Other Americans, if they "hide" here, are anonymous.
Neither on the streets of Elbasan nor on the streets of Kavaja, are the old vessels of theft being tinned.
Behind the veneer of politics and diplomacy, there are only mysteries.
Everyone is working to steal the votes of May 11th, and break the glasses of the blind SPAK.
The only pebble left in the glass of plus-minus calculations is Sali Berisha's Christ.
Chris LaCivita often comes for visits, and no one understands whether it is a positive or negative number on the odometer of the 34-year-old car of the poor country that rejoices that only 1 American freely roams in Albania./ Pamphlet
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