FLASH
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Kiko asked for 10 reasons for the drama and within a minute he received the answer: "There are many reasons for the "brain drain" from Albania. It must be understood that in a market economy, it is the supply-demand ratio that determines many things.
While munching on the last banana for his lunch, Kiko the monkey was very impressed by the headline of an article in capital letters referring to the official source of statistics: INSTAT.
Only during the second term of the current government, the number of cattle decreased by 200,000, the number of small animals by 800,000 and that of poultry by 1.5 million?! What is happening in this country?! Well, the people are running away during the day, but the animals are also running away at night? At first, Kiko blamed the instinct of journalists to focus only on the negative sides.
"Why hasn't more space been given to the fact that the number of donkeys has increased?", - asked Kiko with an expression stamped on his face as if he had just seen an elephant flying.
However, accustomed not to act like people who rush to have the last word from the very beginning, Kiko directed you to Chat-GPT to understand more clearly why Albania is suffering from triple emigration: Of people, of animals and of birds.
Kiko asked for 10 reasons for the drama and received the answer within a minute:
"There are many reasons for the "brain drain" from Albania. It must be understood that in a market economy, it is the supply-demand ratio that determines many things:
Here are 10 reasons:
1. Greece is taking the shepherds; despite the establishment of the Academy of Shepherds.
2. Germany is attracting doctors and nurses;
3. Italy is devouring chefs;
4. Truck drivers are attracted by France.
5. Dubai absorbs models;
6. Hashish custodians are wanted by Spain;
7. Croatia is inviting pizzerias;
8. Kuksians are being tempted by London;
9. The Korcars were born for America;
10. SPAK is calling the politicians;
Kiko scratched his little skull and asked Chat-GPT if there was any category that wouldn't move from eagle country, but when he read the answer he regretted the question.
"The connoisseurs will stay, there is no temptation to shake them from the TV studios!"
"-Oh God!" - cried Kiko, "is there anything worse than that?".
At the moment when he thought the worst, Kiko closed his mouth with both paws and was overcome by the idea that one day what he had in mind could become a reality: "
What if NATO takes Edi Rama, where are we going to drown?!"
The June sun fell on Kilo's head: it scorched him, but also woke him up from selfish thoughts.
"Albania is small, the world is big! The international need for a true leader like him must overcome our mundane local needs!
Humanity needs it, today, tomorrow will be too late!”
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