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A clever pretender to the royal throne would have led the Republic to a coup d'état. After all, what does a Prince in the attempt live for? Even more this one of ours who had experience from his grandfather in treason and from his father in arms trafficking and coups d'état.
It is the first case in history that a Prince is employed as a National Security advisor to the President of the Republic. This happened with the most recent 'victim' appearing in the media, when he was advising Bujar Nishan on how to protect the state from internal and external enemies. A clever pretender to the royal throne would have led the Republic to a coup d'état. After all, what does a Prince in the attempt live for? Even more this one of ours who had experience from his grandfather in treason and from his father in arms trafficking and coups d'état.
But they say that Albania is always saved by chance and they are thankful that the Prince needed a salary and not a mind, much less a throne.
But why only that? Our prince has been pampered a lot by everyone. They took him from the President's office to the Ministry of Foreign Affairs until they unwittingly passed him from a character from whom a different policy was expected, to a showbiz name. Orphaned early on, as a spokesman put it, he was left with any questionable assets. They started it as a family with a rented villa near the Prime Minister's Office, where the Spanish embassy was later built, and we became the owners of the Palace of Pioneers and several hectares of land in Albania. All this silent rush of politics to give the Birds something to remember from April 1939, when they cut the thorn to return 60-odd years later. All this caress to give the field behind the Palace of Pioneers where the latest shopping center will open its doors recently and where of course the Prince will take the lot.
I will never forget the day they landed in Rinas for the second time, while Monika Kryemadhi was waiting for Zogaj with a bouquet of flowers. Along with him is a well-known journalist who says that he is a Toptan from his mother, just like the great-grandmother of Leka the Second. It is not known what foresight the Toptans had who occupied the lands in the center of Tirana since Tirana did not have a center, but the dizzying speed to get hold of these properties with papers has been surprising. Meanwhile, three-quarters of the owners cannot take the land tens of kilometers away from Tirana, where neither brambles nor thistles grow. And you know who is beautiful, for those who understand from properties? They used to get land, when these poor people can't get land. Well, that's another story...
The Prince's father was born on April 5, 1939 and ran away from Albania when he was only two days old, but the owls of politics and the media mourn his grandmother's plight. A Hungarian, some say, who left her country for the mud of Albania, did you say they had appointed her with an oil job in Kuçovo or a miner in Rubik. When Albanians were dying for an aspirin, the prince's grandmother witnessed the wedding with the Duke's son-in-law and enjoyed the "Benz" that Hitler had brought as a gift. After all, who second in Rome would not want to be first in the village?
Here, these justifications reduced all the prestige of Leka's family since they set foot in Albania for the second time. That the first one was softened when his father went out with a cobra in his belt and a couple of citizens were killed in the middle of Tirana, forgotten like everyone killed in that black year. However, the second time when the Birds came, they found an arsenal of weapons on the plane, which they justified as gifts and collections. This was the first time in the world that bombs, machine guns and anti-tank weapons were collected or donated to the heads of different states.
Anyway, they left the arsenal and what I mentioned a little above was waiting for them, the wife of the left-wing prime minister of the time, with a bouquet of flowers bigger than the one she brought to Leka the Second's wedding in 2016.
The issue of Prince's degree, for those wondering today, came up here over 10 years ago on an investigative show. "Fix Fare" if I'm not mistaken. They approached that British military academy that he says he graduated from and they said they don't know him at all. He has not been there and they have not heard his name. But in Albania, the Republic responded to the news with a counter-news. They erected a monument to the prince's grandfather in the center of Tirana with the principle "Let the enemy explode". This absurd republic that starts in the center of Tirana with the persecutor and continues with the monument of Hasan Pristina, Fan Noli, the bust of Avni Rustemi and "Luigj Gurakuqi" street, "Gjergj Fishta" and "Bajram Curri" boulevards. All the victims of Ahmet Zog's descent and murder, all stand on the same asphalt with him.
The Albanian left then, which is always in competition with the right as to who is more fascist, also raised the statue of the grandmother in the capital, Geraldine, who was buried in the mud, to the prince. The leftists also celebrated, with the ribbon of the republic thrown around their necks, in the Palace of the Brigades. Because neither the Prince nor the politician knew that the palace was left for the prince's grandfather who was not happy because he did not wear the opings as promised, when the "strategic investor" of the time came: Italy! And that palace got that name from those who shed blood when the prince's grandfather poured champagne in England.
The Prince himself chose as his wife a charming actress and singer, the daughter of "Lilo Labes"... The daughter of a family that has given a lot to society while the Prince's family had already taken from them. He even left us alone when we needed it. And apart from running away, they also left the cannons and rifles without latches. However, this marriage is today opposed by the Prince through him in court and his spokespersons in the media. Word gets out, a former chairman of the Legality Party in Democracy says that the Prince's mind works at the speed his grandfather escaped. Not exactly like that, but worse: "He has a much more advanced mentality than us, that's why he took Elia as his wife and not some foreigner like his grandfather" - said Ekrem Spahia last night, presenting him to us both as unfortunate and as an alien.
Maybe it's too advanced, because it didn't bother you to be immersed up to your throat, even to film yourself as they accuse you of the most common things a parasite can do: Infiltrating the state with diplomas, infiltrating women with mistresses , entering the company with property...
This is the story of our attempted monarch, who will probably be the last.
"Only words matter, the rest are chatter" - said the Romanian Eugen Ionescu!
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