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Today, thanks to this technology, we can identify from above which watermelon is a red heart. Even seedless pumpkins and pumpkins that grow and take over the fence are easy to spot...
The government's excitement about the six-month results of the Albania 1 and Albania 2 satellites, could not help but be reflected on the portrait of Kiko, our beloved monkey who supported this project since when many considered the project as "flying with... bananas" .
The first thought that came to Kiko's mind was to increase their salaries as both satellites deserve to have their salaries doubled. (Why not threefold, but when the oil river comes out in Shpirag)
"But why, what is 12 million euros when you see these breathtaking results?! Even more so today when the guy has spread the euro on the ground?!", thought our monkey as he put aside his sun-tanned father and immediately rushed to post some thoughts on his personal blog "Haberet e Kiko".
The results of the first phase are really encouraging, even though they worked in extremely difficult weather conditions, both natural and political with stale irony that flood the boulevards of Tirana like acid rain.
In conditions where the rain has clouded the views, it took the generous help of 8 other satellites to see beyond.
Only thanks to them, we were able to discover the important fact that the floods in both the north and south of the country came from water. Plenty of speculation, plenty of accusations, plenty of debates! The truth speaks not in 2 but in 8 satellites.
Also, thanks to satellites, it has been confirmed that the flames that consumed Sazan years in this period were caused by fire. He who has eyes to see, ears to hear and a mind to understand deals not with smoke but with flame.
Although another useful conclusion was the conclusion that the water in the sea is salty while in the rivers and lakes it is sweet, this was not calculated in the balance because a final test will be done through a special Iranian screwdriver which not only measures the current but and water.
Likewise, where the satellite images show green color, it is a matter of green surfaces. This data can better orient agricultural policies and encourage farmers to invest in livestock and strategic investors in tourism.
Today, thanks to this technology, we can identify from above which watermelon is a red heart. Even seedless pumpkins and pumpkins that grow and take over the fence can be easily detected.
Critics, skeptics and cynics who have never missed this country will say that the Satellites are very tired after discovering grass, but grass is both milk and meat!
But this applies only to those who understand.
The presence of the eye of the satellites will make sure that no one dares to build without a permit in Skënderbej square, taking advantage of the idea that the eye of the institutions cannot see.
Among other things, thanks to their work from above, 20 km of the big ring of Tirana will be completed, where companies now have nowhere to play. They will work as it is written on Facebook... "Non-rest".
Më tej, satelitët po zhdukin nga komunikata e policisë fjalinë legjendare: “autorët u larguan në drejtim të paditur”. Ata po gjejnë gjithçka, përveç shitësve ambulantë të cilët janë specialitet i policisë bashkiake që trajnohen me programet e nivelit të lartë “Harbutëriologjia”.
Mos harroni edhe se cilësia e naftës do të dallohet nga tymi që del nga marmita e makinës dhe jo si tani që nafta po dallohet me matësin e gradacionit të rakisë.
Në fund të blogut Kiko la edhe një shënim reflektues të cilin e vendosi në një dritare të veçantë.
“O shqiptarë të paduruar! Nëse do të prisni edhe pak vite, do të shihni se e ardhmja e shtetit ligjor nuk është në tokë, por në hava. Ky vend rregullohet vetëm nga lart. Nga poshtë ka 100 vjet që grinden si zhabat në një pellg të ndenjur.
Harroni Big Brotherin e televizionit sepse Big Brotheri i vërtetë është ai sipër.
To all these friends, I suggest that the satellites should get a raise as they too can flee to Germany like anything else good in this country.
Kiko closed the blog and then thought a hop in front of the even more sunburned banana. From now on, thanks to the satellite, we will learn why this phenomenon also happens.
Lini një Përgjigje