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Even with the American Epstein, most people went for political influence, and then came the sex. With our Epstein, clients call taking pictures with American politicians sex...
Our “Epstein” is similar to the US one, but not the same. Among other things, he is still alive. Just like the now even more famous Epstein, he lures young Albanian politicians, those ambitious ones who definitely want to have photos with American politicians. It doesn’t matter if they find them in a cafe, on the toilet door or on the street.
This is a big, profitable business that has now spread to the region, to Albanian politicians in Kosovo, Macedonia, and Montenegro. And even, little by little, to Slavic politicians in the Balkans, who suffer the same symptoms of inferiority.
Most of them pay dearly. Inside Albania, he has little leverage, because he exchanges payments for political favors from the government and an unusual history of facing justice, which is entering its 18th year without punishment.
Millions were given in the region that are not declared anywhere, but are returned as NGO invoices for "regional conferences for peace and stability."
Unlike the American Epstein, this one doesn't find young girls for regional politicians. He offers them something they want more than sex: photos with American politicians and news about "American support" for a bunch of desperate politicians who can't get along with party leaders in Albania and project themselves as international politicians.
Even with the American Epstein, most people went for political influence, and then came the sex. With our Epstein, clients call taking pictures with American politicians sex.
Unlike their Epstein, they haven't yet begun to think about world politics — say, the future of NATO or Greenland — but our "Epstein" has.
He needs it: the more he speaks globally, the more he gets yelled at locally by this breed of our politicians who want photos in the US.
Involved as a recruitment agent in the "Mengjesit i Lutjeve" network, tasked with securing clients initially from Albania and then from the region, he has built perhaps the most profitable business of all Albanian politicians when they are not in power. He does not declare this money, turns it into invoices and "honor" for photos in the US and, in a way, sells Albanian politicians what they deserve to pay: their inferiority and their inability to realize themselves as real politicians.
Our "Epstein" is not very partisan and never fanns the flames of political division in the country. He speaks generally about the nation, the homeland, the family, property, democracy and above all about cooperation among each other for the good of the country. This is a rare quality, also dictated by the business that he offers to all parties, when they are in a hurry for a photo.
The photos are always in suits and ties, in luxurious salons, but unfortunately they reveal nakedly the misery and poverty of Albanian politics, which is milked like a flock of sheep by a funny man, very confident when he speaks and completely unclear about what he is saying.
Our "Epstein" is called Fatmir Mediu.
There are no pink stories as big as the original Epstein, after he became famous with a black story that buried 26 Albanian citizens along with the prime minister's son. And since that day, he prays every year at the "Prayer Breakfast" in the US, to have as many clients from Albania and the region as possible, willing to pay to appear important and staunchly pro-American. Like him.
Mos e ul veten kaq poshtë o inxhinier. Gazetaria nuk është pistoletë për minatorët