FLASH
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After all, order and security in Albania are like a good action movie, there are many explosions, but no victims in the end! Bravo, State Police, for a successful year without murders!
In an unprecedented act of statistical magic, the State Police has managed to erase a murder with TNT from existence! Yes, yes, you read that correctly! The year 2024 ended without a single murder in the Elbasan region, according to the sensational report of director Ilir Proda. And who are we to question such a clean and pure statistic?!
Sure, there may have been a small explosion in July, a “negligible” injury to an innocent 29-year-old who later died after months of suffering… but why confuse this with a murder? He was shot in the face! No, it was simply a random collision between a man and a small amount of explosives, a common accident in our country of order and security.
And then, let's find the author! The suspect? A repentant justice official, Nuredin Dumani, who speaks for others but does not speak for himself. The honorable police, together with SPAK, still have the capture of the person who planted the TNT on their "Top List", but since the victim died a few months after the explosion, why break the historical record of Elbasan? To kill the beauty of a perfect report for such a small detail?!
After all, order and security in Albania are like a good action movie, there are many explosions, but no victims in the end! Bravo, State Police, for a successful year without murders! Enea Thomallari, you were simply in your home, so at the wrong time and place, but officially, you did not exist at all.
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